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No update for almost nine months? I think that's my record.

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The job that I'm working on right now is OBVIOUSLY some lazy student worker pushing their scut work off on me. On top of that, it sat out in the front office for a SOLID FUCKING WEEK before it made it out here to me. I honestly don't know which of the two makes me angrier.
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The comments in my previous entry got spammed. It's like rain on your wedding day all up in this motherfucker.

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Spam comments on entries in German now? Geez, the Russian ones are bad enough.

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Really, I just want to see "January 2011" instead of "December 2010" when I look at my sidebar.

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I'm trying for the first time the Publix store-brand Dr. Pepper knock-off -- which, in an absolutely STUNNING failure of imagination, is marketed under the name "Dr. Publix". It might be the worst off-brand Dr. Pepper I've ever tried. Not that it's bad, mind you; it's just very, very... meh. It sort of tastes like Dr. Pepper, somewhat, but mostly it just comes off like a weirdly-flavored cola. Also, it smells weird. There's a flowery, almost perfumey undercurrent to the scent that makes it almost smell like not-food. If I die in the next few days, it was probably this crap that did it. Avenge my death.
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I got a copy of Serenity: The Shepherd's Tale about a week or so ago, and it's pretty good. I liked the writing and the dialogue a lot and I didn't like the art when I first opened the book, but it won me over about three pages in. Still, I was a little bit let down by it. I think a large part of it was because I've got no problem with a mysterious character, as long as they're well done, and Shepherd Book was a =really= well-written mysterious character. Pulling back the curtain on a character like that is always a mixed bag, because you want to know what their deal is and who they were before they got to be who they are now; but at the same time you =don't= want to know because guessing and theorizing about it yourself is half the fun.

That guessing and theorizing is the other part of my (tiny bit of) disappointment with the story. Because I have my own theory as to who Shepherd Book is and where he comes from, and I think I like my version just a little bit better --

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It's been so long since I actually posted anything worthwhile to my lj that I've forgotten how to throw a link into an entry.

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My first batch of Christmas cards is going out either tomorrow or Thursday; the next batch after that is going out Saturday or the following Monday. If you want one, let me know!

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I got a Christmas card in the mail today, so I guess that means it's that time again. Christmas Mailout '10 is GO. If you want a card, leave me your address in the (screened) comments, or send me a PM. If you want to send me a card and don't have my address, let me know and I'll PM it to you.
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My typical EDC kit is --

-- phone

-- wallet

-- keys

-- flashlight

-- 2-4 notebooks

-- 1-3 pens

-- Sharpie

-- Swiss Army knife

-- Pocket knife

-- Afro pick

By which I mean God =damn= I'll be glad when it gets cold enough to start wearing a jacket on a regular basis. Even cheating and wearing painter's pants (which I usually do), carrying around all that stuff in a pair of jeans is a pain in the dick.
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More content will be appearing here soon. And good stuff, too, not just more of this lame one-sentence fuckery.

Posted via LiveJournal app for iPhone.

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You know, I used to write. What the hell happened to me?

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Howdy.

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I was looking at the news this morning, and I saw a sidebar link to an article that asked the following questions:

"Lindsay Lohan: What the hell happened?! She broke out at 12 with "The Parent Trap." Now she's going to jail. Where did it go wrong?"

Both the questions proposed by this headline have the same very simple answer --

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9PR_rzF8ofw

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I locked down the privacy settings on my Twitter account; which means that Loudtwitter can't grab the feed to re-post it here, which means that The (Semi-) Daily Twit is a thing of the past, which means that there's a very good chance that my livejournal is going to wither and die.

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Oh. Duh.

Never mind, then.

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  • 15:00 Urf.
  • 21:11 You know what'd be nice? If I could find my frelling address book.
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  • 08:25 I have =gots= to figure out how to get independently wealthy. This working BS is for suckers.
  • 12:04 =squeeeeze=
  • 18:17 Ugh. I need a shave.
  • 19:08 Gah; so lazy that I don't even feel like watching TV right now. How pathetic is that?
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  • 09:02 I seem to have misplaced my address book.
  • 09:07 Speaking of; recommendations for a good address book program? All my shit is written down in a Moleskine.
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  • 16:46 Boots on the ground in Tuscaloosa.

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  • 22:11 All up in this bitch. It's where the internets is.
  • 07:49 Up. It's what I am.
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  • 12:23 I was hoping my shipment of new notebooks, pens and pencils would get here today, but no such luck. Meh.
  • 15:07 LeVar Burton, kneeling at his star on the Hollywood walk of fame, wearing an "HNIC" hat. 100% WIN -- twitpic.com/1jg4u4
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  • 14:45 When my power came back on last night, my internets didn't. And AT&T's website won't even recognize my account # as valid.
  • 14:54 This, I am sure, is going to be an issue.
  • 15:57 See, here's the issue with people making me have to be a mind reader to figure out what they need: I CAN'T READ MINDS.
  • 17:12 Heading to the house to see if my internet is back up. I predict a phone call to AT&T in my future.
  • 20:56 Internet at the house is dead. If you need me call me or text me.
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  • 08:43 Hurm; I was under the impression that this marker in my desk was old and dried out, but it seems to be perfectly cromulent.
  • 11:12 I'm taking a day off this week and two next week, so all the busting my ass I did last week will end up not being overtime. #weaksauce
  • 11:14 Then again, I won't be working better than 30% of this week's and next week's remaining workdays. #bitchin
  • 17:03 RT @cnnbrk Coast Guard officials are considering setting Gulf of Mexico oil slick on fire on.cnn.com/9NhknI // Fuckin' wicked.
  • 19:03 So far this week I've robbed Peter to pay Paul to the tune of forty dollars, so next week Peter gets sixty bucks. Don't let me forget.
  • 20:30 If somebody could fill me in on why there is no power on the strip, that would be great.
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  • 20:43 You know what? On the whole, this has been a pretty lousy day. I'll be taking a do-over on this one tomorrow.

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  • 18:46 Crap. I still need to eat, don't I?

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  • 17:25 Again, I am still at work. Again, I am unhappy.
  • 19:39 I really do need to go back to work but I've got a bitch of a headache.
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  • 19:10 I'm still at work, and probably will be until 7:45-8:00. I am, in all honesty, not very happy about this.
  • 21:00 The Big Bang Theory is so much like a TV show about a bunch of Malleteers that there are sections where it hurts to watch. #latetotheparty
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  • 23:09 Today's awesome name from spam: Jean-Sebastien Cauvier.

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  • 10:04 There's a stage with a stock car on it and two trucks blaring loud horrible music in the Publix parking lot. Seriously, fuck you.
  • 10:07 God DAMN I could use a phaser right now. Because, you know, I don't want to =kill= anybody? But this shit needs to not be happening.
  • 12:19 The crappy music being blasted has changed from shitty new pop to shitty new country. I pretty much HAVE to shoot someone at this point.
  • 12:29 oh god this shit is wretched. Fucking TOBY KEITH. and WHINY Toby Keith at that.
  • 13:28 Country music from outside just abruptly stopped. It wasn't me.
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  • 13:19 And the funny part is, that's NOT the closest I've come to setting the shop on fire.

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  • 11:11 I'm in the middle of reading six different books, but for some reason I didn't bring any of them to work with me today.
  • 11:11 As a consequence, I'm =rather= bored.
  • 12:16 Bluh. This cake sucks.
  • 14:00 Good Lord; I want to wear that girl's ass like a hat.
  • 15:13 I just got a quarter out of the snack machine that's so nasty that it doesn't sound like money when it hits a surface.
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  • 16:32 You know what I just realized? I don't keep a pen on or in my desk at work.

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  • 10:36 Urgh. I have a terrible headache.
  • 15:28 Damn you, Amazon, send me my frickin' batteries. To quote @warrenellis, "JUST BUNG IT IN A BAG AND SEND IT BY CARRIER DONKEY"
  • 16:39 EVERYBODY LOVES THIS SHIRT.
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  • 13:19 Attention assembled peoples -- It is www.ala.org/ala/aboutala/offices/pio/natlibraryweek/nlw.cfm
  • 20:02 My next door neighbor is standing on the balcony, whining incessantly to someone about the girl that left him. And my door is wide open.
  • 20:03 He either doesn't realize or doesn't give a fuck that I can hear him as clearly as if he and I were having a conversation.
  • 20:14 Oh, Jesus; dude's crying now.
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  • 11:53 I absolutely meant to get up this morning and go wash some clothes. Really I did. Unfortunately I didn't remember that until 10 minutes ago.
  • 12:53 The homoerotic subtext in Superman/Batman:Public Enemies is still buried enough to be subtext, but it's about as subtle as a framing hammer.
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  • 14:57 Wait, what? If I buy Snow Leopard you're actually going =ship me a disk=? WTF, Steve Jobs, it's called the internet, download me an upgrade.

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  • 09:02 I just had the following conversation -- Me:"I thought you weren't coming back 'til Thursday?" Cow-orker:"It is Thursday." Me:"... wicked."
  • 17:21 You know what? On second thought, I think I *won't* trust this three-day-old fried rice.
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  • 22:46 My ibuprofen intake for today is leaning hard on the OH LAWS DON'T TAKE MORE THAN THIS IN ONE DAY OR YOU GON' DIE dosage (1)
  • 22:47 (2), but I figure the fact that I'm pushing three bills gives me a little wiggle room on that kind of stuff.
  • 13:12 More and more I find my musical tastes falling into the category of "stuff that sounds like something Dean Winchester would listen to".
  • 15:15 I can think of a GREAT many places I'd rather be right now than work.
  • 15:36 The remainder of the supply of Twix (Twixes?) in the snack machine at work is stuck behind a Milky Way. Weak
  • 17:00 Hurm.
  • 17:35 I often forget that I am possessed of abilities whose full scope, reach and potential are almost wholly unknown to me.
  • 17:37 I vacillate between finding this terrifying and thinking it's pretty fuckin' wicked. Right now I'm leaning heavily towards the latter.
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  • 16:42 Balls on you, amazon.com! Ship me my gorram flashlight.

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  • 16:20 I've had plenty of caffeine, and I actually ate lunch today, so I have to wonder where this headache is coming from.
  • 18:36 Am I the only one that realizes that the KFC SuperChicken or whatever the hell they call it is just low-rent chicken cordon bleu?
  • 19:36 If I misplace my phone I usually send it an email and follow the alert tone instead of just looking for it.
  • 19:38 Christ, I'm lazy.
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  • 22:19 The strip's pretty quiet for a 10 pm on a Saturday night. Lots of people gone home for Easter with their families, maybe?
  • 10:53 A lovely Easter so far, as I have done neither jack nor shit. I will likely continue to not do jack shit for the remainder of the day.
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  • 10:04 I just woke up from the =weirdest= dream.
  • 14:14 That's the second flyover in the past 10 minutes. The ghetto bird is *hatin'* today.
  • 14:51 It's gorgeous outside. I'm cleaning up the apartment a bit, then I'm going outside in the sun.
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  • 08:37 There's a pizza place moving into the old Five Guys spot on the strip. I hope it doesn't suck.
  • 13:57 I apparently never signed up at scottsigler.com. I could have sworn I did it right after I got back from DragonCon last year.
  • 15:53 Anybody know where I can get my hands on a TARDIS or an Omni? I apparently have a lot of work to do ten years ago.
  • 20:28 Inbox zeroing the hotmail account that I check once every three months or so. There's a LOT of crap in there.
  • 20:29 The cup of Evil Black Coffee I had at Starbucks is helping a lot. I should get a bag of this stuff.
  • 20:31 And grind it up and snort it.
  • 20:43 What the frell? How come I got =another= census form? That SPECIFICALLY tells me to only send in my census info once?
  • 20:44 You census people are dicks.
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  • 14:55 TMI alert: I'm not sure if this smudge on my shirt is grease or something I coughed up. #overshare
  • 16:55 Beer Batter Cheese Bread - 310191 - Recipezaar - NOM. tumblr.com/xtb828e4l
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  • 00:06 Sad to say, we have reached the two-fistin it portion of the evening.
  • 04:13 It might very well be the vodka talking, but these are the best saltines I've ever eaten in my entire life.
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  • 22:37 Obtained at Publix: Honest-to-God Twinkies. #rule32
  • 16:19 RT @aComicBookNerd via @Marvel: Sideshow Unveils New Iron Man 2 Statue + Hot Toys War Machine and more! is.gd/aZcrS // OH GOD DO WANT
  • 18:47 Urf. I feel like I need to lay down and barf.
  • 18:50 Wait, no, 'ang on -- Barf, *then* lay down.
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