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• 15:00 Urf.
• 21:11 You know what'd be nice? If I could find my frelling address book.

• 08:25 I have =gots= to figure out how to get independently wealthy. This working BS is for suckers.
• 12:04 =squeeeeze=
• 18:17 Ugh. I need a shave.
• 19:08 Gah; so lazy that I don't even feel like watching TV right now. How pathetic is that?

• 09:02 I seem to have misplaced my address book.
• 09:07 Speaking of; recommendations for a good address book program? All my shit is written down in a Moleskine.

• 16:46 Boots on the ground in Tuscaloosa.

• 22:11 All up in this bitch. It's where the internets is.
• 07:49 Up. It's what I am.

• 12:23 I was hoping my shipment of new notebooks, pens and pencils would get here today, but no such luck. Meh.
• 15:07 LeVar Burton, kneeling at his star on the Hollywood walk of fame, wearing an "HNIC" hat. 100% WIN -- twitpic.com/1jg4u4

• 14:45 When my power came back on last night, my internets didn't. And AT&T's website won't even recognize my account # as valid.
• 14:54 This, I am sure, is going to be an issue.
• 15:57 See, here's the issue with people making me have to be a mind reader to figure out what they need: I CAN'T READ MINDS.
• 17:12 Heading to the house to see if my internet is back up. I predict a phone call to AT&T in my future.
• 20:56 Internet at the house is dead. If you need me call me or text me.

• 08:43 Hurm; I was under the impression that this marker in my desk was old and dried out, but it seems to be perfectly cromulent.
• 11:12 I'm taking a day off this week and two next week, so all the busting my ass I did last week will end up not being overtime. #weaksauce
• 11:14 Then again, I won't be working better than 30% of this week's and next week's remaining workdays. #bitchin
• 17:03 RT @cnnbrk Coast Guard officials are considering setting Gulf of Mexico oil slick on fire on.cnn.com/9NhknI // Fuckin' wicked.
• 19:03 So far this week I've robbed Peter to pay Paul to the tune of forty dollars, so next week Peter gets sixty bucks. Don't let me forget.
• 20:30 If somebody could fill me in on why there is no power on the strip, that would be great.

• 20:43 You know what? On the whole, this has been a pretty lousy day. I'll be taking a do-over on this one tomorrow.

• 08:08 "And then Quincy walks in." *genius*
• 15:42 Condemned Utah convict has big, hairy cajones -- news.blogs.cnn.com/2010/04/23/utah-man-chooses-firing-squad-for-execution/
• 16:19 Somebody has already edited Bret Michaels' wikipedia page so that it reads in the past tense. God DAMN, people, slow down.
• 18:56 It is fixin to rain like a sumbitch.

• 18:46 Crap. I still need to eat, don't I?

• 17:25 Again, I am still at work. Again, I am unhappy.
• 19:39 I really do need to go back to work but I've got a bitch of a headache.

• 19:10 I'm still at work, and probably will be until 7:45-8:00. I am, in all honesty, not very happy about this.
• 21:00 The Big Bang Theory is so much like a TV show about a bunch of Malleteers that there are sections where it hurts to watch. #latetotheparty

• 23:09 Today's awesome name from spam: Jean-Sebastien Cauvier.

• 10:04 There's a stage with a stock car on it and two trucks blaring loud horrible music in the Publix parking lot. Seriously, fuck you.
• 10:07 God DAMN I could use a phaser right now. Because, you know, I don't want to =kill= anybody? But this shit needs to not be happening.
• 12:19 The crappy music being blasted has changed from shitty new pop to shitty new country. I pretty much HAVE to shoot someone at this point.
• 12:29 oh god this shit is wretched. Fucking TOBY KEITH. and WHINY Toby Keith at that.
• 13:28 Country music from outside just abruptly stopped. It wasn't me.

• 13:19 And the funny part is, that's NOT the closest I've come to setting the shop on fire.

• 11:11 I'm in the middle of reading six different books, but for some reason I didn't bring any of them to work with me today.
• 11:11 As a consequence, I'm =rather= bored.
• 12:16 Bluh. This cake sucks.
• 14:00 Good Lord; I want to wear that girl's ass like a hat.
• 15:13 I just got a quarter out of the snack machine that's so nasty that it doesn't sound like money when it hits a surface.

• 16:32 You know what I just realized? I don't keep a pen on or in my desk at work.

• 10:36 Urgh. I have a terrible headache.
• 15:28 Damn you, Amazon, send me my frickin' batteries. To quote @warrenellis, "JUST BUNG IT IN A BAG AND SEND IT BY CARRIER DONKEY"
• 16:39 EVERYBODY LOVES THIS SHIRT.

• 13:19 Attention assembled peoples -- It is www.ala.org/ala/aboutala/offices/pio/natlibraryweek/nlw.cfm
• 20:02 My next door neighbor is standing on the balcony, whining incessantly to someone about the girl that left him. And my door is wide open.
• 20:03 He either doesn't realize or doesn't give a fuck that I can hear him as clearly as if he and I were having a conversation.
• 20:14 Oh, Jesus; dude's crying now.

• 11:53 I absolutely meant to get up this morning and go wash some clothes. Really I did. Unfortunately I didn't remember that until 10 minutes ago.
• 12:53 The homoerotic subtext in Superman/Batman:Public Enemies is still buried enough to be subtext, but it's about as subtle as a framing hammer.

• 14:57 Wait, what? If I buy Snow Leopard you're actually going =ship me a disk=? WTF, Steve Jobs, it's called the internet, download me an upgrade.

• 09:02 I just had the following conversation -- Me:"I thought you weren't coming back 'til Thursday?" Cow-orker:"It is Thursday." Me:"... wicked."
• 17:21 You know what? On second thought, I think I *won't* trust this three-day-old fried rice.

• 22:46 My ibuprofen intake for today is leaning hard on the OH LAWS DON'T TAKE MORE THAN THIS IN ONE DAY OR YOU GON' DIE dosage (1)
• 22:47 (2), but I figure the fact that I'm pushing three bills gives me a little wiggle room on that kind of stuff.
• 13:12 More and more I find my musical tastes falling into the category of "stuff that sounds like something Dean Winchester would listen to".
• 15:15 I can think of a GREAT many places I'd rather be right now than work.
• 15:36 The remainder of the supply of Twix (Twixes?) in the snack machine at work is stuck behind a Milky Way. Weak
• 17:00 Hurm.
• 17:35 I often forget that I am possessed of abilities whose full scope, reach and potential are almost wholly unknown to me.
• 17:37 I vacillate between finding this terrifying and thinking it's pretty fuckin' wicked. Right now I'm leaning heavily towards the latter.

• 16:42 Balls on you, amazon.com! Ship me my gorram flashlight.

• 16:20 I've had plenty of caffeine, and I actually ate lunch today, so I have to wonder where this headache is coming from.
• 18:36 Am I the only one that realizes that the KFC SuperChicken or whatever the hell they call it is just low-rent chicken cordon bleu?
• 19:36 If I misplace my phone I usually send it an email and follow the alert tone instead of just looking for it.
• 19:38 Christ, I'm lazy.

• 22:19 The strip's pretty quiet for a 10 pm on a Saturday night. Lots of people gone home for Easter with their families, maybe?
• 10:53 A lovely Easter so far, as I have done neither jack nor shit. I will likely continue to not do jack shit for the remainder of the day.

• 10:04 I just woke up from the =weirdest= dream.
• 14:14 That's the second flyover in the past 10 minutes. The ghetto bird is *hatin'* today.
• 14:51 It's gorgeous outside. I'm cleaning up the apartment a bit, then I'm going outside in the sun.

• 08:37 There's a pizza place moving into the old Five Guys spot on the strip. I hope it doesn't suck.
• 13:57 I apparently never signed up at scottsigler.com. I could have sworn I did it right after I got back from DragonCon last year.
• 15:53 Anybody know where I can get my hands on a TARDIS or an Omni? I apparently have a lot of work to do ten years ago.
• 20:28 Inbox zeroing the hotmail account that I check once every three months or so. There's a LOT of crap in there.
• 20:29 The cup of Evil Black Coffee I had at Starbucks is helping a lot. I should get a bag of this stuff.
• 20:31 And grind it up and snort it.
• 20:43 What the frell? How come I got =another= census form? That SPECIFICALLY tells me to only send in my census info once?
• 20:44 You census people are dicks.

• 14:55 TMI alert: I'm not sure if this smudge on my shirt is grease or something I coughed up. #overshare
• 16:55 Beer Batter Cheese Bread - 310191 - Recipezaar - NOM. tumblr.com/xtb828e4l

• 08:21 I really was a lazy slob and ate way too much last night, but now I'm =starving=. Maybe I gots a tapeworm.
• 08:37 I can't see the fire @Quinbot's talking about, but it's =really= nice outside. I might have to go out there and stay.
• 12:00 It's gorgeous outside. Why am I still in this building?
• 13:36 viewmorepics.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=viewImage&friendID=171184815&albumID=1855732&imageID=35007387#a=1855732&i=35007387
• 15:20 Receiving an email with a set of complex instructions with "Hope I haven't confused you -- lol" at the end puts literal murder in my heart.

• 00:06 Sad to say, we have reached the two-fistin it portion of the evening.
• 04:13 It might very well be the vodka talking, but these are the best saltines I've ever eaten in my entire life.

• 22:37 Obtained at Publix: Honest-to-God Twinkies. #rule32
• 16:19 RT @aComicBookNerd via @Marvel: Sideshow Unveils New Iron Man 2 Statue + Hot Toys War Machine and more! is.gd/aZcrS // OH GOD DO WANT
• 18:47 Urf. I feel like I need to lay down and barf.
• 18:50 Wait, no, 'ang on -- Barf, *then* lay down.