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• 12:42 On the one hand, I want to enter the #squarespace giveaway. But on the other hand, if I win, I'll feel like such a =complete= whore.

• 11:44 RILLIY RILLIY WANT an iphone 3GS (I won't say need, lest I incur the wrath of Luke (again(HDANCN?))), but a $99 iPhone is =hard= to pass up.
• 19:36 Wow; I just realized I'm turning into that old guy you see doing stuff all by himself. That is, if I haven't become him already.

• 22:23 Gorramit, if I'm sober ienough to put in my passwords, I'm sober enough to buy whatever the fuck I want. Eat a dick.
• 23:36 Ugh. Barfunk is wretched. Clothes stank like hot death.
• 09:00 Oh shit, what'd I buy on ebay last night?
• 12:00 Finally realized that the flutter I keep seeing out of the corner of my eye in Google chat is someone logging in and immediately cloaking.

• 09:03 DAMNS. The hottie G-MILF who used to deliver our intercampus mail seems to have been replaced by a harpy-esque road whore. I am unamused.
• 09:12 DOUBLE DAMNS. news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/entertainment/8083479.stm
• 13:37 The next time someone asks me for instructions and then does the EXACT OPPOSITE of what I tell them to do, I'm going to rip their skin off.
• 13:38 In inch-wide strips.

• 15:42 Hurm. My 4 gig jump drive is full up. I suppose it could be because my pictures from the air show are still on it. All 460 of them.
• 16:18 tinyurl.com/p3x5wb -- @pennjillette juggling broken bottles in super slo-mo. It's kinda ridiculous how easy he makes it look.
• 17:32 Damn; I really hope that crispy popping sound is my shoe and not my hip.
• 21:22 Hurm. Good thing I didn't mute that thread; I would have missed the Complete and Utter Fucking Ownage seminar.
• 21:45 My issue is now more a problem of stylistic organization than a lack of available real estate, but I could =still= use another bookshelf.

• 09:42 Knowing Sarah is seriously turning me into a hypochondriac.
• 13:17 Is google flowin' like mud for anybody else, or is it just me?
• 15:23 I'm really, REALLY thirsty and I feel like I'm about to jump out of my skin. Worried that I may have accidentally smoked some meth at lunch.
• 16:44 This is only a test. IGNORE ME!
• 17:18 About to catch 3D Up with Chase & Michelle.

• 12:23 I wonder if I could swing taking the afternoon off. It is =way= too nice out here be cooped up inside for another four hours.
• 13:39 Grr. Never has there been a $70 that needs spending less than the seventy that I REALLY want to spend on that pair of hockey jerseys.

• 14:58 My spatula. How in the world have I managed to lose my =spatula=?
• 15:03 Hi, I'm your host, Will Cockrell. Welcome to today's episode of "a knife is the only utensil you ever =really= need".
• 17:59 Tuscaloosa Throwback Watch: Both Pepsi and Mountain Dew are on the shelves at the Publix on the Strip.

• 22:23 If anyone is still on the hunt for Throwback Mountain Dew, it's in ready supply at the Target in T-town. Unfortuately, no Throwback Pepsi.
• 10:19 About to try a McGriddle for the first time. #latetotheparty
• 10:31 No wonder that button keeps slipping out; the buttonhole stitching is busted. Hurm. You'd think I would've noticed that, but apparently not.
• 17:01 Link: Snack & Candy - Asian Japanese Food Online Shop - Japanese Snack Foods, and likely other stuff.  Just... tumblr.com/xtb1wh8q8
• 17:02 #FYT @Quinbot I have a big black tool.
• 21:45 Older Chinese gentleman (his grandson lives a few doors down) said "hi" and all, but he gave me a weird look as he walked past my door.
• 21:52 Then again, I =am= sitting in my living room carving a stake. Now that I think on it, that 's probably it.

• 07:05 No desire to shower, get dressed and go to work. NONE.
• 08:26 Garth Brooks' cover of Hard Luck Woman is superior to the original, mostly because he has a =much= better voice than Peter Criss.
• 11:43 You know what I just realized? All the words to Straight Outta Compton are still up in my head somewhere.
• 12:19 Trying a fruit punch NOS with lunch.
• 13:13 #FYT @wilw If you believe in the First Amendment OR you like comic books, you may want to follow @cbldf (and support the CBLDF, of course.)
• 13:15 Fruit Punch NOS tastes just like fruit punch, which is to say just like Red Hi-C. Not even close to the horrorshow I was anticipating.
• 13:35 Link: SEACHOICE SCP 18151 THRU-HULL CONNECTOR WITH BROAD FLANGE PLUMBING SYSTEMS BOATING MARINE - I think... tumblr.com/xtb1w4dy5
• 16:52 I'm still searching high and low in my apartment in the (swiftly becoming vague) hope that I wont have to buy ANOTHER Leatherman.
• 17:03 At least the damn things come in black now.
• 17:06 About to go do some shopping and hanging out with my favorite niece. I guess Sam can come too, if he has to.

• 08:12 Hey, check it out -- tinyurl.com/qtvv2d "Whatever Happened to the Man of Tomorrow?" is going back into print. Sweet action.
• 20:19 Crap, what'd I do with my frickin' saw?
• 20:24 Ah. Yonder it is.

• 08:30 Hey, question -- What do you fry a peanut butter and banana sandwich =in=? And before some ass says "a skillet", I mean what kind of oil.
• 08:53 Damn. There sure are a lot of motherfuckers on Google Chat this morning.
• 10:49 Things that I have been intrigued by so far today: maple mead, ninety dollar sandals, and peanut butter & banana sandwiches.
• 15:25 For your favorite cute little goth girl/pale nerd/redhead (who of course might very well all be the same person) - tinyurl.com/qx7wjg
• 15:49 Just blew fifty bucks at tfaw.com, but I clearance-sale scored nine trade paperbacks, a set of Shi coasters, and a Penny Arcade shirt.
• 15:49 So it was a very =judiciously= blown fifty bucks.
• 16:43 Today has been way, =way= more interesting than I thought it would be when I got up this morning.
• 17:21 gadgets.boingboing.net/ is talking about bridges today. Pretty wicked, if you happen to like bridges. Which I do.
• 17:34 It's so sad when old people start trying to figure out technology :-)
• 19:47 #FYT @methodicechidna -- "According to Jim hasn't been canceled yet? Why not?"
• 21:44 I feel sorta empty, and a little tiny bit sad; I have done no good this day.
• 21:46 Oh, wait, yes I did, I just haven't given it to her yet. Never mind, then. Advantage: me.

• 11:55 Post office is closed today, innit? Frell.
• 15:56 Holy crap, One Tree Hill is still on the air? How does that even work?
• 16:14 DO WANT -- tinyurl.com/os5u85
• 17:24 Ugh. New "mozzarella stick & marinara" Pringles are so butt-ass nasty that I'm seriously thinking about trying to get my money back.
• 17:27 Just got my first attempted follow by a camwhore/bot. Triggered by my use of the phrase "butt-ass", perhaps?

• 18:08 listening to "The Band Played Waltzing Matilda - The Pogues" ♫ blip.fm/~6yn5b
• 18:15 This is genuinely my favorite version of this song. ♫ blip.fm/~6ynom
• 18:34 listening to "Save Me - Queen" ♫ blip.fm/~6yozq
• 19:20 mmmmm. Pizza, beer, and the Loaf. Because I feel like it, that's why. ♫ blip.fm/~6ys72

• 09:35 Wow. That poor kid looks about as sharp as a hammer.
• 10:18 At Moundville for the annual work retreat. I bet this place is =insanely= creepy come nightfall.
• 15:48 #followfriday @smegatron, the guy behind T-shirt Hell; I like to support them because they resolutely refuse to give a fuck.
• 19:32 "Pour down center to release carbonation and flavor."
• 20:10 RT @jaclynwhitehorn: Lifehacker headline: "YouTube Comments Full of Links to Malware." heh. YouTube Comments ARE Malware. #rtfmft
• 20:12 Christ; what is it about talking to Malleteers that makes me completely forget that I'm a productive, functioning adult?
• 21:53 I'm so tired that I can barely keep my eyes open, but I =refuse= to be so lame that I go to bed before 10 pm on a Friday night.

• 08:12 tweetingtoohard.com/ #ahhhhhh,yousmellthat?thatsmellslikedouche.
• 14:59 I wanted to like www.uncrate.com/answers/, but like Dave said, it's like a fuckin' Home Depot up in that motherfucker.
• 20:47 Watching Supernatural and baking brownies. I'm debating going to sleep after I pull this batch out of the oven.
• 21:20 The steel snakes are back again. Cart-washin' time at your friendly neighborhood Pubix.

• 22:06 A little more Metallica for you -- ♫ blip.fm/~6niin
• 22:09 Or, you know, not. Stupid Blip
• 22:14 listening to "The Sick Bed Of Cuchulainn (blip.up) - The Pogues" ♫ blip.fm/~6nj88
• 22:40 Don't judge me, man. ♫ blip.fm/~6nlbt
• 08:53 The twit that convinced me to follow @EthanSuplee -- "If I only had 280 characters...I could really get something done on here."
• 08:53 Also, he referred to Angels & Demons as "Joe vs The Vatican". Fucking GENIUS.
• 10:31 My thought was that I would twitter during work luncheon, but now I realize nothing of interest will happen.
• 11:15 I don't think this cupcake is so much red velvet as it's yellow cake with LOTS of red food coloring.It looks about the same color as cancer.
• 13:35 I have escaped from tedious and boring work luncheon.; I am now looking forward to going home in about three hours.
• 15:38 #FYT @unclefather Found a file in my Documents folder called "List of Accomplishments." It was blank. OH, SNAP.
• 15:45 I seem to have reached a point where my cow-orkers ignore me, no matter how weird my behavior. I'm not sure if this is a good thing.
• 16:02 The volume on WorkBoss' handset is turned up to a painfully high level. I suppose that's me in a few more years, sad to say.
• 16:12 "Very Long Wait"?! Damn your black heart, Netflix!
• 17:53 Looking over the meager pickings in the publix soda aisle, I'm starting to realize why I always buy the same thing.
• 18:29 Hurm. I wonder if all that soap is =supposed= to be coming out of that washing machine like that.
• 19:45 Gorrammit, where the frick is my recipe book? I just had the thing, like, six... seven months ago. Where'd I put it?

• 22:09 I lead a charmed life :-)
• 08:38 "Short wait"? What th--?! Damn your eyes, Netflix, you've got the internet just like I do! You should have been ready for this!
• 21:42 listening to "Harvestor of Sorrow.mp3 - Metallica" ♫ blip.fm/~6ngd9
• 21:51 For some reason blip.fm just threw Tiffany's cover of "Talk Dirty To Me" at me. It's like getting kissed by an earache.
• 21:58 listening to "Frgt/10-Alchemist Feat Chali 2na - Linkin Park" ♫ blip.fm/~6nhr5

• 12:19 Guys at the post office are milking that 'going postal' threat for all it's worth today.
• 13:49 I have a band-aid wrapped around the first joint of my left middle finger. I'm amazed by the degree to which it slows down my typing.
• 17:27 Hurm. On the one hand, yes; but at the same time a resounding =no=.
• 21:51 Shaquille O'Neal amuses me to no end -- tinyurl.com/pw5zae

• 01:03 Just got in from a productive night of gaming (we killed a god) with the Chunns & TW. Bloody STARVING. Stuffing my face with leftover Bento.
• 11:28 Ugh. Crappy, rainy, and colder than I've gotten used to in the past couple weeks. I'm declaring today Shitbag Sunday and going back to bed.
• 18:44 You know, the weather forecast on my Dashboard widget is NEVER right.

• 07:11 UP WAY TOO DAMN EARLY. This is probably not going to be a good thing in the later-on, when my day is drawing to a close.
• 09:32 Just saw a guy who's gotta be pushing =hard= on 70 wearing a tie-dye "If it's too loud, you're too old" shirt. Rock on, Old Hippie Dude.

• 08:48 I seriously don't feel like doin' nothin' today. I mean NOTHIN'.
• 09:05 People are "fixing" replies by putting null characters in front of the @, thus forcing me to see half-convos that I have zero interest in.
• 09:08 From my POV all this does is clutter up in my timeline. I hate it for you that twitter took away your ability to opt in if you wanted this,
• 09:09 But as far as I'm concerned all your "fix" is doing is taking away my ability to opt out. #stopbreakingreplies
• 15:12 Honkeytown Pangea Stompbot. Don't sleep on it.
• 16:46 You know what I wish they'd bring back? Mountain Dew Limewire. Maybe I'm the only one, but I liked it.
• 16:49 Holy shit, according to wikipedia Livewire is "a permanent addition to the Mountain Dew family." WTH? I haven't seen it in a store in years.
• 20:03 Going out for a walk after STUFFING myself at Bento. #sofullimbouttobust
• 20:13 tinyurl.com/qrmu7w Guatemalan "twitter dissident" released from jail, twittering while he's still in cuffs #hetoldyouhewashardcore
• 21:02 I should probably put a bullet in this dump before I flush it. That thing doesn't need to be loose to wreak havoc in the world. #overshare
• 21:30 tinyurl.com/ofxzym Only =3%= of twitterers used the @replies function #youbastardsjustwantedsomethingtobitchabout #shutyercakeholes

• 11:42 Describe me in one word.
• 16:33 Hey, I cracked a thousand updates! Go me!
• 17:07 I am not at all sure if I actually accomplished anything today.
• 17:30 Upon further reflection, I'm pretty sure I didn't.
• 19:39 I'm seriously starting to think I'm going to have to get a second twitter account for all the nerdy/famous people I follow.
• 19:45 It's too bad you can't do channels on this thing. @jeff_robertson and the world at large
• 19:56 I was already following most of the coolest people on tinyurl.com/q28b8p and I was doing it way before twitter got cool. #fuckmodesty
• 21:20 Link: LumaPower ConneXion X2 LED Flashlight 1xAA Battery up to 120 lumens! - Option three for replacement EDC... tumblr.com/xtb1sab3g

• 08:43 Seeing half of a conversation to someone you don't know is just feed clutter and I didn't do it anyway. I don't see what the big deal is.
• 15:21 Ah, the twitter. She has come back to me. #icanquitanytimeiwant
• 15:40 Christ, I hate reading Variety. To me their hipsterized lingo ("skedded" for "scheduled", e.g.) has never not felt forced and artificial.

• 10:07 Boo.
• 12:36 What the hell? New boots? I ordered these things Thursday. LATE Thursday. Off eBay. And they got here =yesterday=. Sweet action.
• 15:49 I have a massive case of the hots for Flo the Progressive Insurance girl. I have no idea why.
• 16:31 Also: I seriously considered hashtagging my previous post with "#flo", but I decided that was a bit... I believe "outre" is the word I need.
• 16:36 tinyurl.com/pp9h7d -- YES. Justice is served, and all is right in the world.
• 21:56 RT @goods4good We have a private donor who has offered $1 for each twitter follower we get by the end of next week. We don't bite. Promise.
• 21:56 "You know. For kids."

• 10:48 Dept of Credit Where Credit is Due: All the people sucking JJ Abrams' dick for having ONE SCENE in Star Trek where there's (cont next tweet)
• 10:50 no sound in the vacuum of space? Little show called Firefly, came out back in 2002. Maybe you should go watch it. #knowyourroots
• 14:26 I'm beginning to strongly suspect that I've lost my gorram Leatherman. AGAIN.
• 15:14 I'm about to try something that might well make my twitter account vanish in a puff of smoke. If that happens,it's been fun. #iregretnothing
• 15:19 Or, you know, it might fix every problem I've been having. "Twitter hates the numbers! Stay away from the numbers!"

Should I buy football tickets this year?