Will (hellblazer) wrote,
Will
hellblazer

I am not a dork.

I am not a geek. I am not even remotely close to being able to wear either of those labels. Neither are you. Neither is anyone else.

Save one.

One man has out-dorked every dork, out-geeked every geek, to an extent that I think will never be rivalled. He is such a complete and utter dork that dorks and geeks everywhere will flock to him, kick his ass, and take his lunch money, which I have no doubt that he still gets from Mommy. I herewith christen him The Only Dork in America.

This is that man.
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