Okay, when idiots ran out and bought up the duct tape and plastic tarps to stop "TEH BIONOLOGIC WARFARE", that was actually kinda funny just because of the inherent silliness of the whole thing. Taping up their windows with plastic is the kind of thing the nerdy kids would do on a Saturday morning sitcom to keep the bullies from farting on them or something. So at least there was entertainment value there. But this... this is just fucking stupid. Apparently "TEH TERRARISTS" have a plot to bring down planes by shining laser pointers in the pilots' eyes.
Okay, seriously. Fuck you guys. Seriously. Just... just fuck you.