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Self-Portrait 3
-- Strange Love on VH1 isn't a joke. Flava Flav and Brigitte Nielsen really are into each other.

That's some scary shit, man.

-- And speaking of scary shit, damn, somebody's got some issues they need to work out. Look man, seriously. If somebody pisses you off, "I'll kick your motherfuckin' ass" is a perfectly acceptable threat. "I'll Carlton Fisk you upside your fuckin' head with a Louisville fuckin' Slugger" is also a totally viable response to the situation. "I'll ram my fist up your ass"? Not so much.

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I don't know, I really like "I'll ram my fist up your ass." It has a certain ring to it.

I think my response to anyone telling me they'd ram their fist up my ass would be "Did you just come out of the closet?"

Aw, that's your response to everything.

No, that's my response to everything with overtly homoerotic intonations. Such as threatening to ram your fist up another dude's poopchute.

I can see that, but I think if said with the right tone of anger to the right uptight christian it could bring about interesting results.

Politicians are such awesome freaks. That's some DUMB SHIT !!!

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