That's some scary shit, man.
-- And speaking of scary shit, damn, somebody's got some issues they need to work out. Look man, seriously. If somebody pisses you off, "I'll kick your motherfuckin' ass" is a perfectly acceptable threat. "I'll Carlton Fisk you upside your fuckin' head with a Louisville fuckin' Slugger" is also a totally viable response to the situation. "I'll ram my fist up your ass"? Not so much.