Will (hellblazer) wrote,

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I just got back from the grocery store, where I got stuck in line behind a lanky-ass protofred who reeked of alcohol but was trying to buy yet more, using the fakest fake ID that was ever fake. The girl at the register could tell it was fake. I could tell it was fake. The guy behind me could tell it was fake. It'd be sad, but stupid people are funny.

While I was there I picked up some Mango Lemonade from Bolthouse Farms, the good people who brought you Slurm. It tastes like you farted after eating half a pound of tin. The scary part is I think I'm starting to like it. And speaking of scary, does it bother anybody else when they have a sale in the meat department? "Let's mark down the price on this nice cut of steak here. Why? Just... 'cause we're nice, that's why. It's good meat, it's just cheap for no reason at all. Shut up and buy it." Uh, no. Old meat gives you scabies.
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