Will (hellblazer) wrote,

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Dammit, I need to get off the internets. All they do is piss me off.

Bootlegging movies will now get you the same ride in the slam as involuntary manslaughter. More, in some cases. Next time you're torn between downloading Episode III and getting ripped and running over a few little kids, consider the consequences of your actions very carefully.

Oh noes! What if teh pinguin has a boxcutter shoved up his ass? Better put him through the metal detector.

Cockfighting? Oh, that's a felony. Five years in lockdown. Put your wife in the hospital? Misdeameanor, thirty days, bitch probably deserved it anyway.

Fuck you, America. Fuck you in the ass with a broken stick.
Tags: linkfarming
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