December 10th, 2002

Self-Portrait 3

Cole, if you haven't heard yet, I'm =sure= you'll get a kick out of this

I pulled this off, which bills itself as a "metal news" site. They had articles about Exodus, Brides of Destruction, and Beast Fest 2002, but also articles about Fred Durst, Puddle of Mudd, and Kid Rock, so thier claim to the "metal" tag is dubious at best. But anyway, they had this:

YNGWIE MALMSTEEN Threatens To Kill Airline Passenger - Dec. 9, 2002

"YNGWIE MALMSTEEN threatened to kill a fellow passenger on a flight to Tokyo, Japan after the woman poured a glassful of water on the guitarist.

"The passenger, who had no prior contact with Yngwie, allegedly overheard Malmsteen making derogatory comments about homosexuals and decided to show her disapproval by emptying the contents of her glass on the hefty axeman.

"A member of Yngwie's touring entourage, who was traveling with Malmsteen at the time, had a tape recorder running and managed to catch Yngwie's reaction on tape immediately after the guitarist was "assaulted" by the offended passenger."

They also had a link to an MP3 of said tape. Here's the link: