April 4th, 2003

Self-Portrait 3

"How do we do it? Volume, volume, volume!"

Not the square root of fuck all else to do, so let's go through the ol' Gold Box again.

AeroBed 49123 Raised Queen Size Inflatable Bed -- Ummm, okay.

Braun 7680 Syncro System Logic Shaver -- You know, I was actually thinking about getting one of these at one point, but then I realized spending $200 on an electric razor is kind of silly.

Metrokane Rabbit Corkscrew with Foilcutter, Black -- Again! Again with the goddamn eighty dollar corkscrew!

Raising Arizona -- Special Editions of Barton Fink and Miller's Crossing are coming out (sometime this month, I think), so I'm going to hold out for a special edition of this. The Coens aren't the biggest fans of special editions, tho, so that may be a mistake.

Panasonic SR-SH15PS Rice Cooker/Steamer -- Hurm. If I ate more rice, or if I made my own sushi, both of which I should probably do, I'd buy this.

Honeywell Replacement HEPA Filter for 10500 & 17000 Air Cleaners -- ...the fuck?

Bissell 17251 Little Green ProHeat Carpet Cleaner with Turbo Brush -- I could actually get some use out of this.

Screwpull Elegance 3-Piece Lever Model Gift Set -- Another frelling corkscrew, the difference being that this one is TWO HUNDRED DOLLARS.

And that's all we get for today, because I accidentally clicked the link to BUY the ridiculous corkscrew instead of skipping it, thus inadvertantly closing my gold box. Given where things were headed, that's probably for the best.
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