April 11th, 2003

Self-Portrait 3

Tomorrow, you get my week.

But for now, I'm feeling lazy as hell. So hey, kids, guess what time it is?

Memorex MPD8507CP Portable CD Player with MP3 -- Eh, whatever. I've come to realize that a portable CD player is a portable CD player, and on and on and on. Some are better, but it's all music.

Panasonic CT-32HX41 32" HDTV-Ready TV -- Hell, if I had 1,800 bucks to spend on a TV I wouldn't be talking to you motherfuckers. I like to think I would, but I'm honest enough with myself to admit that I'm probably the kind of guy who'd forget the little people.

Riedel Vinum Bordeaux Wine Glasses, Set of 6 -- I don't need one wine glass, let alone six.

Oregon Scientific BAR888 Cable Free Weather Forecaster with ExactSet Clock -- Swanky. You know, I really want this. When you walk everywhere you get kinda weird about the weather.

Hamilton Beach 04161 TrueAir HEPA Air Purifier with UV Germicidal Light -- Air purifcation is never a bad thing. And does "UV Germicidal" sound sexy to anyone else or do I just really need to get laid?

Whirley Pop 6-Quart Hand-Cranked Stovetop Popcorn Popper -- I wouldn't mind having one of these either. My mother's fear of technology kept me from having a microwave when I was a kid, so I used to pop my popcorn in a saucepan on top of the stove, and trust me, microwave and air-popped are both shit by comparison. I'd get this if I had the room for it, but the last thing I need is another pot. But, mental note, get a lid for your saucepan.

Capresso 440.05 MT-500 10-Cup Electronic Coffeemaker with Alloy Body and Stainless Thermal Carafe -- I like coffee, but I don't $190 coffeemaker like coffee.

RCA F32TF720 32" TruFlat Flat Screen TV -- Another TV. Maybe these bastards are spying on me.

Omni Castaway Rope Hammock -- No interest whatsoever. I've never been a "hammock" guy. Give me a good sturdy cot any day of the week.

Vornado AQS35 True HEPA Air Quality System -- Again, air purification, never a bad thing.

Damn, I'm impressed. That was a pretty good crop. Utter ridiculousness was nowhere to be seen.
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