August 4th, 2003

Self-Portrait 3

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This weekend I also got to hang out with Michelle for the first time in a pretty good while, which was fun. It's kind of comforting to have someone else around who so completely shares my lack of faith in humanity. To know that somebody agrees with me, in my eyes, pretty much justifies that opinon; I think beyond anything else that's the focal point of our friendship. More important than the shopping, or the eating, and dare I say it even more important than the Buffy -- is the mocking. Oh, if the world only knew the entertainment value it provides.

And speaking of Buffy, I've noticed lately, especially with the new American Pie movie coming out, Alyson Hannigan has been in the public eye a lot. The future Mrs. Denisof is even the Slice of the Day today over on Badassmofo. Ergo, I just want to take this opportunity to tell all you dumbasses who just realized "Hey, the redhead with the pretty eyes and beautiful smile and the great body is HOT." that I. WILL. KICK. YOU. GUYS. NEW. FUCKING. ASSHOLES. I've been drooling over Alyson Hannigan since goddamn 1997, and all you idiots can both sit the fuck down AND shut the fuck up. I saw her first, so she's mine. I mean it. Mine.

Also, my life rules and you're insanely jealous of me. To wit: I'm going outside to practice chuck strikes for a while, to sort of make up for the fact that I haven't done JACK SHIT tonight but watch American Chopper.

**Edit at 10:55 to add -- I think when both wrists are aching and you've managed to whap yourself on both thumbs AND in the jaw is a pretty good stopping point, don't you?**
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