December 3rd, 2003

Self-Portrait 3

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-- You know, all Britney Spears really is is a lip-synching stripper who doesn't actually take her clothes off.

-- There are a great many things in this world that I've never eaten, and now that I'm sitting here thinking about it I can't for the life of me figure out why. Just off the top of my head, I've never had Grape Nuts or All-Bran. I've never eaten eel. I've never had snake, but I do hear that rattlesnake is quite tasty.

-- I don't know why, but I still haven't bought a new clock, even tho' it's been months since I broke my last one.

-- I cannot fucking believe I have to stay here for another three hours.