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"Andrew Firestone and Jen Schefft from "The Bachelor" have broken up."

Yeah, that Firestone. The one written on your tires.

'"This is a decision we made together through long and thoughtful discussion," Firestone said. "It is totally amicable and, though we care for each other deeply, we have come to realize that our future goals are different."'

Translation: She wouldn't sign the pre-nup.

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-- In the past two days I've spent far too much time at work. I'm getting ready for a suppy raid on my own house, so I can stay up here 'til about 10 tonight.

-- I wonder how long it's going to be before "the terrorists" are responsible for the flu outbreak.