December 24th, 2003

Self-Portrait 3

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Merry Christmas, one and all. Here's my Christmas gift to everyone: If you watch Grosse Pointe Blank and pretend it's the sequel to Say Anything, it's even better. Just pretend Minnie Driver is Ione Skye and that dude from Dharma and Greg is John Mahoney.

Also, keep in mind when you go to sleep tonight that just like It does every Christmas, the ghost of Jesus is rising from the grave to feed on the flesh of the living. Watch your back.