February 20th, 2004

Self-Portrait 3

(no subject)

"The decision to make [John Constantine] American was the studio's decision, I have to say. If we had done the English version, I would've wanted Paul Bettany." - producer Lauren Shuler Donner.

This is what I could have gotten. This would have been God. I would have happily -- nay, gleefully -- fellated the person who could have brought this to pass.

"The holy shotgun? Yeah, there's a half-breed that kills a couple of the characters who are my friends so I'm seeking revenge. So, I put together this 'holy shotgun,' which again I think is kind of fun - 'killing with God.'" - Keanu Reeves on his brass, cross-shaped and Latin-inscribed weapon in Constantine.

Instead, I get this, which really and truly makes me want to knock someone down and shit in their mouth.
John Constantine

(no subject)

I is drunk.

I should probably not be posting in he3r , as jucked upo as I am, but I am anyway.

I love you all, some more than most.