April 15th, 2004

Self-Portrait 3

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My bed = old and busted. In order to facilitate better sleep, I require the new hotness, which I can complete in three easy steps.

Old and busted = Pillows that I've had for six years, and a mattress and and box spring that are even older than that with a cracked slat on the box.

New hotness = 95% feather, 5% goose down pillows, brand new Serta bed, jersey sheets and a goose down mattres pad. I went on and got the pillows already because I just couldn't resist.
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