April 19th, 2004

Self-Portrait 3

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-- Tho' I hate to admit it, the last two episodes of The Apprentice sucked me in. If I'd realized in the beginning that it wasn't so much a reality show as it was a 13-week job interview and that Trump was seriously going to hire the winner, I'd have watched the whole thing.

If that stupid Omarosa bitch doesn't live out the rest of her life on welfare, then someone somewhere is an idiot. I figured they'd do a big 'reality-show' style reveal on the last episode and tell us that she was a plant that NBC hired to put obstacles in the way of the real competitors, just to make for more intersting television. But, turns out she really is that completely fucking incompetent.

-- "Ask the Dead" is old and busted. "Discern Evil Intent" is the new hotness.

-- If I had x-ray vision, I'd probably use it to look at boobs.

-- A lot.

-- Fox's new reality series, The Swan, is too much of a low-down excuse to wallow in human misery and crush people's spirts for even me to enjoy. It's an absolutely disgusting assrape of these poor women's self-esteem.
Self-Portrait 3

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-- Got my fans going, so the vague odor of fried food left over from dinner tonight in my is in the process of being replaced by the not-so-vague odor of fried rubber that Magargee so accurately used to refer to as the Tuscaloosa Ass Air. Still, it's the first time in a while that it's been warm enough to leave the door open and let (relatively) fresh air in at 10 pm, so I suppose I should enjoy it.

-- Ants can live underwater for up to two weeks. Well I'll be damned.

-- Had a good time at the fu tonight. Didn't do much other than work up a good sweat on the heavy bag and sit around with 20th talking about Tranzor Z and Dr. Who, but it was fun.

-- Need to run to the store to get some cokes. Yeah, I need to cut back, and I'm trying, but Rome wasn't built in a day.
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