May 18th, 2004

Self-Portrait 3

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-- So many people are making a big deal about how starlets like the Olsen twins and Lindsey Lohan are turning 18 sometime this year. This whole obsession with girls turning 18 has always confused me, because seriously: Eighteen is the age of consent in Arizona, California, North Dakota, Oregon, Tennessee, Virginia, and Wisconsin. In Colorado, Illinois, Louisiana, Missouri, Nebraska, New Mexico, New York, and Texas it's seventeen. In the other thirty-five states in the Union, the AOC is sixteen or below. Not saying all this to be pervy, just trying to correct a very commonly held misconception within my (admittedly very limited) sphere of influence.

-- I want these like Your Mom wants the crack. Buy them for me.