July 1st, 2004

Self-Portrait 3

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-- Fuck, I'd be nice to Crutcher if that sumbitch gave me Strawberry Pocky. God bless you, Japan, fucked-up sexual deviancies and all. God bless you and your sweet delicious biscuit sticks dipped in candy.

-- I see a lot of the inhabitants of the Great White North on livejournal raving about a donut chain or whateverthefuck up there called Tim Horton's, and they're always going on about how Tim Horton's is better than Krispy Kreme. I can only assume they do this because the poor fuckers have never actually had a Krispy Kreme. I've been eating them since I was a kid, and I have to say that they've only gotten better over the years. It's hard for me to imagine that there are pretenders out there that people believe to be better than the sweet, rich deliciousness of The One True Donut. Also, I seriously think that if I bit into anything that honestly tasted better than a hot, fresh, Krispy Kreme plain glazed, I would almost certainly come in my pants. And honestly. Nobody wants that.

-- Damn. Maybe I should go get some food or something