July 22nd, 2004

Self-Portrait 3

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-- It amuses me to no end that one of the exclusive figures from this year's San Diego Comic Con is already up for auction on ebay.

-- Last night I realized that I totally didn't need my heart anymore, so I tore it out and ate it. At some point, likely this weekend, the plan is to yank out my soul, take a shit on it, and throw it in a ditch somewhere. Because honestly, I don't need that damn thing anymore either. I expect life to be drastically easier (and more fun) from here on out.