-- Anybody got three grand they feel like blowing on me
? I'll be your best friend.
-- Step 1: Go here
and listen to the creepy-ass but ridiculously catchy Buffalo Bill
Step 2: Come back here and look at the Stormtrooper hump icon that I shamelessly ganked from Jayme for just this reason. He dances to the music.
Step 3: Be mesmerized by it, and feel dirty. Ha ha. Nefarious, motherfucker.
-- The shitty weather they forecast for today never even thought about materializing, but for some reason I got the day off work anyway. Suckas! I spent the early morning walking around campus surveying the "devastation", which was mostly limited to a lot
of the dead branches that someone should have pruned months or years ago being on the ground where they belonged. A few trees came down in front of two of the Old Row frat houses, which lemme tell you broke my
fucking heart, and a really big oak came down on 13th street, but other than that, it was pretty much like I thought: lotta rain, big wind. Not a lot to write home about. I spent the rest of my morning helping Shelli and the rest of the lab trolls undo their flood preparations and restore the lab to "doing the science" status, then had lunch, then wasted some time in the thrift store, then enjoyed being outside on a warm, sunny, breezy day on which I had absolutely NO right to not be at work. Damn, I'm smooth.