October 24th, 2004

Self-Portrait 3

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-- I have to say, USA's ads for their premier of Coyote Ugly are approaching brilliant. A shot of Piper Perabo, with voiceover-guy going "This girl gets to dance on a bar with Tyra Banks. And you get to watch." I know Coyote Ugly sucks, and I still want to watch it.

-- Shit like this is the kind of thing about reality TV that I hate. The Real Gilligan's Island. See, this shit is just fucking stupid. Also, while I'm on the subject, I've often heard Gilligan's Island called dumb because the Professor could make a radio out of coconuts and palm leaves, but he couldn't fix a four-foot hole in a boat. Whatever. Everybody knows the reason he didn't fix the boat is because he was banging Mary Ann and Ginger, probably at the same time. Duh.

-- Shit like this is the kind of thing about reality TV that I love. The Biggest Loser. They're making fat people dance for our entertainment.. I love you, America.