... Retard John comes up to me this morning and tells me he saw a blurb about Halo 2 being pushed back because of the pirated version floating around. As one might well infer from the fact that I quite earnestly refer to this man as Retard John, I don't exactly condsider him a reliable source of information. So I went online and did a Google search which turned up nothing but more evidence to support my theory that you actually have to take a test to prove you're an illiterate with shitty spelling before they'll let you post on a message board. The internet needs to be burned, it really does.