January 12th, 2005

Self-Portrait 3

Stupid Spoiled Whore

Ashlee Simpson, on MTV.com today, emphasis mine --

"But I've learned a lot about myself through all of this. It's like, I'm not perfect and I'm not going to be perfect. I'm still 20, and a new artist, and I will only grow. And I look forward to continuing to not listen to what one person says and making good music."

Well, she's half right.
Self-Portrait 3


-- I was so wiped out this morning that I forgot to put deoderant on. As a consequence I smell like a damn mule, as my mother would say. That's the kind of shit that happens when you're having to work twelve and fourteen hour shifts. I'm lucky deoderant is all I forgot this morning, and it likely isn't; I barely know what day it is.

-- I realized today that I need a recipe book. Somebody gave me a Harry Potter journal a couple years or so ago, I can't even remember who now. That should work perfectly.

-- Well, the hunt is over. Official conclusion:"prewar Iraq had no WMD stockpiles". All sarcasm aside, I'm very surprised that this happened. I honestly expected the CIA or somebody to step up and get their LaFours on and plant some evidence long before it got to the point where the US could no longer keep up the pretense of searching for WMD's. Maybe they really are under that couch in the Oval Office.

-- If you haven't already you owe it to yourself to go check out the Fark "unlikely literacy campaigns" PhotoShop contest. Several of the entries are just brilliant, and would actually make pretty good "Learn to Read" posters. The Ralph Wiggum one is my personal favorite
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