January 28th, 2005

Self-Portrait 3

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Observations from 5 hours of TV + Robitussin --

-- Statler and Waldorf from the Muppet Show were the original playa haters.

-- DAMN, the people on Cops are dumb. If the cop tells you to stop and lay down, stop and lay down, dumbass. You could have laid down and let them put the bracelets on no fuss, no muss. Instead your dumb ass is on coast to coast nationwide television crying like a little bitch with a skinned knee because you got knocked down and cuffed with not one, not two, but three big ass cops' knees on your back.


-- Mariska Hargitay is so fucking hot that it's got to be illegal somewhere. Bathe her, and bring her to me.

-- Lauren Graham, too.
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