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Self-Portrait 3
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I put on some classical violin and started cleaning my pistols about an hour ago. I literally cannot remember the last time I felt this relaxed.

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Self-Portrait 3
hellblazer
-- Strange Love on VH1 isn't a joke. Flava Flav and Brigitte Nielsen really are into each other.

That's some scary shit, man.

-- And speaking of scary shit, damn, somebody's got some issues they need to work out. Look man, seriously. If somebody pisses you off, "I'll kick your motherfuckin' ass" is a perfectly acceptable threat. "I'll Carlton Fisk you upside your fuckin' head with a Louisville fuckin' Slugger" is also a totally viable response to the situation. "I'll ram my fist up your ass"? Not so much.