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"Come take a shit with me in the woods."
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I had an awful case of the slows this morning. I got up almost 20 minutes early and I was still six minutes late for work. I dicked around for almost ten minutes making my lunch, then spent another ten minutes taking a shower. I got dressed and walked out the door and got to the stairs before I decided to go back and get another shirt, then finally managed to drag myself here.

I'm feeling singularly unmotivated to be at work today. Oddly enough, that usually tends to result in more productivity for me; I like to entertain the foolish notion that if I can clear all this shit out I can just go on and leave.

I've always wondered what a floating city would look like.
Self-Portrait 3
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Most every weather forecast I can find for this weekend is calling for purt'near constant rain between tonight and sometime Monday. I'm all for a good rainy weekend, especially on a weekend like this one where I have no obligations or concerns beyond a dinner date Sunday night. Also, I have a brand spankin' new gigantifuck umbrella that I haven't gotten to use yet. But taking into account all the rain we've gotten in the past two weeks, in addition to Tuscaloosa's drainage system being, well, piss-poor, I'm kinda starting to wish I had a boat. Even, like, a raft or something.

But hey! There's an idea for something else to stick on my utility belt; self inflating emergency flotation devices. Damn, I'm smart.