June 13th, 2005

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Sunny and muggy and hot. A cloud or two here and there.

It is becoming increasingly clear to me that weather prognosticatorss determine their forecasts by writing 'sunny', 'partly cloudy', 'cloudy', and 'rainy' on the tips of their shoes and pissing into the wind. Whichever gets splattered the most our weather for tomorrow. Therefore I shall herewith begin the days with a weather forecast, which I submit has every bit as much legitimacy as what anything you hear on your local news, because weathermen are no different from professional psychics; they're trained to read a collection of signals and make legitimate-sounding vague statements based on them.

Except for James Spann, obviously. That motherfucker knows shit.
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Things I have to do tonight

My somewhat comprehensive list of things that need to be done expiditiously, and things I've just put off for far too long--

-- I need to do laundry. At least two loads, if not three or four. I had no idea how badly I needed to wash clothes until I cleaned up this weekend. I need to get back into the habit of doing at least a load a week; maybe on Thursday nights, or perhaps Tuesday?

-- I need to call and cancel my GameFly membership. They're way too expensive for just the casual gamer like me. I was telling Retard John not too long ago that he needed to get a membership, as they're seemingly made for the kind of guy who'll use his sick time to stay at home and play video games.

-- I need to email Leigh, I need to email Jojo, and I need to email Katie Terry.

-- I need to reorder my netflix queue and shuffle a couple of movies that I actually want to see in front of Alone in the Dark and House of the Dead, which are there to punish me for being bad.

-- I need to design a loft. I also need to shop for a futon.

-- I need to decide what I'm going to make for the cabin Friday and go ingredient shopping. A list of desserts might perhaps appear later for your voting pleasure.

-- I need to try and make it to the kwoon, but honestly I don't think I'm going to make it. Stupid life.

-- I need to find/make a few more icons. Which, admittedly, is something I'd rather piddle away my lunch break on or something, but I don't have access to photoshop when I'm at work.
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Daredevil Pie

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That's what I need to spice up my sandwiches! Foccacia bread!

DAMN! It might be dangerous to be this smart. I hope my brain don't bust.
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Then again, I did leave two of my favorite shirts haning up in the bathroom when I went and washed clothes, so it's entirely possible I'm a fucking idiot.
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