July 14th, 2005


I stand corrected.

-- I honestly didn't think it was possible for me to love Morgan Webb more, and then I heard the words "There is nothing in the world more helpless and irresponsible and depraved than a man in the depths of an ether binge" pass her lips. God, what a woman.

-- Also in the course of this evening I saw a new Chrysler commercial with Jason Alexander and Lee Iacocca in it. Up until about an hour ago I would have gleefully bet my left nut that Lee Iacocca was dead.

-- Why in the blue hell can't I get to sleep?