September 30th, 2005

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Oh, for fuck's sake

I found this on Script Sales today. Emphasis mine --

Title: Untitled Diamond-Weissman Comedy
Log Line: A guy misbehaves to an alarming degree. (Seriously, what the fuck does that even mean?)
Writer: David Diamond and David Weissman
Agent: David Kramer of UTA
Buyer: New Line Cinema
Price: High-six against seven-figures
Genre: Comedy
Logged: 9/30/05
More: Pitch, based on an original idea by Andrew Panay. Tapestry Films' Andrew Panay, Peter Abrams & Robert Levy will produce.


I hate you. I hate you so very, very much.
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Gee, imagine that

John Constantine Pic
You are John Constantine.
John has a strong knowledge of the occult and at
times he appears to wield strong magical powers
but he has also become known as something of a
con-man, more likely to talk himself out of
trouble than pull a rabbit out of a hat.

What Gritty No Nonsense Comic Book Character are You?
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This was my favorite bit, tho--

171 other people got this result!
This quiz has been taken 666 times.
26% of people had this result.

Nice one.
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Yeah, I cheated to get John Constantine. Sue me.

The Punisher
You are The Punisher.
Frank Castle was a career U.S. Marine, who served
five years in Vietnam, and worked as a special
forces trainer in upstate New York. While
picnicking in Central Park, Frank's wife and
children were caught and killed in the
crossfire between two warring factions of drug
dealers. On that day, Frank vowed to use his
skills and experience to wage a one-man war on
crime. He set out to punish all criminals, and
more often than not, that punishment takes a
very lethal form indeed.

What Gritty No Nonsense Comic Book Character are You?
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There, that's better. He's even got my gun.