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The plan for tonight is to eat a good dinner, work out, get all my sewing and cleaning and maybe a bit of baking done, and be in bed by 10. Let's see if I can make it.

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I have a chunk of spam in my Hotmail inbox that looks to be from some manner of dating service with the subject line "You're missing the party!"

I'm going to read it, just because they actually said "you're" and not "your". I think I owe them, simply because they've brought the increasingly rare gift of proper grammar into my life.

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While dinner's baking--

HEALTH FAIR INVENTORY!!

-- A box of tissues

-- A brick of sticky notes

-- A sample pack of Udderly Smooth Hand Cream, which I'm honestly kind of scared of.

-- Only one(!) letter opener

-- Magnets from Hospice of West Alabama and the Center for Cosmetic and Restorative Dentistry. And speaking of the Center for Cosmetic and Restorative Dentistry...

-- A box of plastic toothpicks, a roll of dental floss, a tube of lip balm, a sample-size tube of Mild Mint Crest (which DAMN, doesn't smell very Mild), and two toothbrushes.

-- Another toothbrush, from MetLife

-- Eleven pens; six of them are cheap bic clickers, two of them are slightly less-cheap papermate clickers, and three of them are actually quality pens.

-- A TIAA/CREF Supplemental Retirement Plan Enrollment Kit(?)

-- Two Tootsie Rolls, two Dum-Dum pops, a roll of Smarties, one regular Kit-Kat, and four Triple Chocolate Kit-Kats; Retard John and I got into a candy race.

Not as good as last year, but still not a bad haul.
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