November 29th, 2005

Captain America

Vomit is just weakness leaving the body.

So last night I was in the bathroom washing up, getting ready to walk out the door and head to kung fu, when my stomach rather urgently said to me, "On your way out send someone in with a bucket. I would vomit." So I genuflected to the porcelain pope and did my thing. Usually if the urge hits me all of a sudden like that I can just pull the trigger and be done with it, but continued nausea, along with another bout of puking in the next ten minutes, prompted me to call up the Hoopinator and inform him that I wouldn't be able to make it out. Good thing, too, since I puked myself dry and fell into a fitful sleep at about 11.

But when I woke up this morning, I was healeded. Not only were my nausea and vomiting completely gone, but I noticed when I was halfway to work that I didn't even have a trace of the full-body soreness that had me noticably limping all day yesterday. I feel like a young man again.
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