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I say fuck a lot
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So one ignorant-ass motherfucker has to do what ignorant-ass motherfuckers do and ruin the fun for everyone else. I'm terribly amused by the fact that he'll no doubt have to either change his livejournal identity or just abandon livejournal altogether as a result of the abuse that Ellis' minions will heap upon his no-reading-comprehension-having ass.

I have yet to read the piece of fiction that led to Warren Ellis' abandonment of livejournal, but I have little doubt that it's (1)close enough to something Ellis has written in the past to cop a feel, and (2)shitty.

I mean, fuck. That thing seriously looks like a goddam goiter. --
I say fuck a lot
hellblazer
-- or, It is my personal opinion that Ann Coulter is a man dressed in women's clothing.

I make no secret of the fact that I hate Ann Coulter, but if I'm flipping through channels and I happen to see him on Wires and Lights in a Box flapping his yap about something or other, I usually can't help but stop and stare in amazement for at least a couple of minutes. That bitch's adam's apple is HUGE. It's way bigger than mine, and I've got a neck like a fucking bull. I wear a nineteen-and-a-half inch collar for Crom's sake, and even that feels a little snug sometimes. I'm half a step away from having to get my shirts custom-tailored.

He'd be the Mona Lisa of transvestites* if it wasn't for that gigantic goddamn adam's apple. And those heavy-ass cheekbones. And the rock-breaking knuckles on those huge-ass manhands. Then again, maybe she's just a really mannish-ass looking woman with an overabundance of testosterone. It would explain why the bitch is so crabby all the damn time.









*The 40 Year Old Virgin is funny as hell. Go watch it.
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