January 16th, 2007

Self-Portrait 3

It brings an entirely new level of meaning to "Kneel before Zod!"

Holy crap! Best. Bible-on-tape. EVAR.

-- Jim Caviezel reprises his role as Jesus, a concept so retarded it circles the earth back to awesome

-- Terence motherfucking Stamp as the Voice of God?!

-- Mike Hammer as Paul

-- The OBG as Peter

-- DYLAN MCKAY as Judas

-- Bo Duke as James

-- Shooter freakin' McGavin as Luke

And the awesome cherry on top, which almost has to be deliberate?

The entire thing is narrated by Basil Exposition.