October 2nd, 2007

Self-Portrait 3

You Heard It Here First

I'm calling it, right now: The breakout comedy smash of the new tv season will be ABC's Cavemen.

The critics hate it and the internet hates it, which is a virtual guarantee that America is going to gobble it up like chex mix. We'll be seeing ads with a pull-quote from some number-cruncher at Nielsen calling it "The Fall Season's First Bona-Fide SMASH!" by Friday.
Humpin'

(no subject)

CHUD has an article up reporting what stands as the most fun news I've heard in a while --

James Wong, director of The One -- the man who delivered unto us the gift of Jet Li bitch-slapping a cop with a motorcycle -- is directing a live-action DragonBall Z movie.

HOT. DAMN.