April 1st, 2008

Self-Portrait 3

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-- Dear Lady Who is Sitting Next to Me in the Library,

While I applaud the bold and visionary thought process that led you to your decision of no I won't ever need this perfume ever again so yes I can use the entire bottle right now, I can't really say I'm on board with the results. My eyes are watering, my nose is stinging, and I'm fairly certain I'm starting to hallucinate. Unless Doctor Octopus is trying to sell you a subscription to Vibe too, in which case it's just the watering and the stinging.

-- I was not the victim of any April Fool's pranks today. In fact, I can't recall anyone even mentioning that today was April Fool's Day. This is probably because WorkBoss and Robin (formerly known as Jenny Sparks) were both off today, and they're the two people in the shop most like to bust an "April Fool's!" on you.