November 24th, 2008

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I don't find browsing the Toys'r'Us sales papers nearly as entertaining as I used to. I'm not sure if this is because I've finally grown up, or because toys suck now.
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You know what? There's nothing at the post office for me today that won't still be there tomorrow, and it sucks outside. Mail call can wait until tomorrow.

In fact, since I only have to work three days this week, I might just wait 'til Wednesday.

Speaking of mail (and I was), I'm probably going to do a Christmas mailout again this year. Be thinking about whether or not you want anything.
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Twitter Rec, WTF? edition

I strongly encourage anyone who has a Twitter account to add THE_REAL_SHAQ to their Twitter feed. As far as I've been able to determine it honestly is Shaquille O'Neal, and his twits are so completely retarded that they circle the earth back to an almost Dadaist-performance art level of awesome.

There's one from about three hours ago about, I shit you not even a little bit, "gettin ready to send 2 million lbs of peanut butta to africa".

His latest twit:" Im wearing a jacket dat says 1946, a lady asked me wat it means, i replied, mam its the yr i was born. Lol"
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The (Semi-) Daily Twit

  • 12:01 I'm trying to get my free Dr. Pepper. So far, it's not working out. I have to say, tho', I really can't blame them for not being prepared.
  • 12:25 The Dr.Pepper website appears to be borkeded.
  • 17:06 I present to you human achievement, the absolute zenith of -- Ladies and gentlemen, Shaqille O'Neal is on Twitter.
  • 17:09 Now following Shaq, Warren Ellis, and Devin Faraci from No offense, but my twitter feed just got MASSIVELY more entertaining.
  • 18:19 Facebook just recommended that I add Jimmy Wales as a friend. Yes, =that= Jimmy Wales.
  • 18:36 The lesson to be learned from this is that facebook has a severe case of the dumb.
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