December 17th, 2008

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The following is the timeline of delivery of the box of Christmas presents that I ordered from Amazon.com last Wednesday --

Date Time Location Event Details

December 10, 2008 -- 08:22:00 PM - ATLANTA GA: Shipment has left seller facility and is in transit

December 14, 2008 -- 12:22:00 AM - CINCINNATI OH : Arrival Scan

December 15, 2008 -- 08:26:00 PM - ATLANTA GA : Arrival Scan

December 16, 2008 -- 12:34:00 AM - ATLANTA GA : Arrival Scan

December 17, 2008 -- 07:06:00 AM - TUSCALOOSA AL : Arrival Scan

December 17, 2008 -- 07:07:00 AM - TUSCALOOSA AL : Delivery attempted

I probably could have had this stuff in my hands last Friday if it wasn't for that little round trip to Cincinnati. Smooth move, Ex-Lax.
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The (Semi-) Daily Twit

  • 13:34 Oh, Jesus; RockStar Juiced in the orange can (mango+orange+passionfruit flavor) is ASTONISHINGLY bad. It tastes like the BM of a dead man.
  • 13:47 Ran into a VERY casual acquaintance in a public restroom and he started a convo with me. I thought dudes didn't do that; did I miss a memo?
  • 20:52 I want to listen to the new Smodcast, but I REALLY don't think I can take 2 hrs of Kevin Smith's self-pity.
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