January 12th, 2009

I say fuck a lot

Wait, what?

I've seen the Real Touch interactive sex toy mentioned on twitter feeds and a blog or two in the past week, but this is the first time I've seen a picture of it. I'm linking to the BBGadgets article on the device because I assume the official product page can't help but be massively NSFW --


I'm trying to think of a worse idea than lubing up and sliding The Hammer into a variable-speed, variable-direction, variable-pressure belt-drive scrubbing device that I have zero control over. So far I've got setting it on fire and not much else.

If I may quote Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson, "Not this boy's pintu. Nuh-uh."