January 14th, 2009

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The (Semi-) Daily Twit

  • 11:45 "CONAN! What is best in life?"
  • 16:20 You know what I want for dinner tonight? A =really good= sandwich.
  • 16:42 Damn you for linking to that site, Jonesy. If I die of a heart attack it's all your fault.
  • 16:45 Just got an order to print up invites for what is almost certainly Tuscaloosa's version of the sex club in Eyes Wide Shut.
  • 19:12 VFX in 'The Last Starfighter': In 1984? Mind-blowin'. In 2008? Not so much.
  • 08:34 I miss my youth. More specifically, I miss the casual and uncaring impunity with which I would break the law when I was in my early 20's.
  • 08:39 Robin's talking to me about drinking on Friday; now I miss the casual and uncaring impunity with which I would get drunk in my early 20's.
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Wow. Some people's children, I swear.

http://www.kansascity.com/637/story/979947.html

Okay, two things:

Thing one? "We can’t have a cross or a nativity scene on public property," said [David] Engle of Overland Park. Not a word of that statement is true.

Thing two? [Engle] complained to a zoo employee. "It is phenomenal to me that the zoo would put up Buddha statues." To paraphrase Inigo Montoya, I'm not entirely sure that word means what you think it means.

Oh, one more thing. Engle, who said he and his family are Christians, said it was idolatry and "infuriating to God."

It's very interesting to me that you know this, Mister Engle. Please use your direct line to The Almighty to ask Him if He can help me drop about 30 lbs, and maybe add a few zeros to a brother's bank account balance while He's at it. Thanks!

Christ, what a stupid dick. People that dumb need to be sterilized.
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The (Semi-) Daily Twit

  • 08:34 I miss my youth. More specifically, I miss the casual and uncaring impunity with which I would break the law when I was in my early 20's.
  • 08:39 Robin's talking to me about drinking on Friday; now I miss the casual and uncaring impunity with which I would get drunk in my early 20's.
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