- 13:07 What should I have for dinner tonight?
- 14:17 It's like Dresden up in this bitch, except instead of dropping bombs I'm solving problems.
- 15:32 I often feel the urge to reply to @cnnbrk like it's a real person. I might start doing this, just for the lulz.
- 15:41 Dear Wikipedia: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jean_shorts The last paragraph of this article is why you'll always be a joke.
- 16:45 Are "improvements" coming down the pike on twitter? It's been a little twitchy today; has anybody else noticed that?
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