-- Paris Hilton is engaged to her boyfriend, whose name is also Paris, and she wants to have kids, who, one is forced to assume, will yet again be named Paris.
Mo-therfucker. The fact that we live in a society with no legal recourse for keeping that insipid bitch from propagating the wretched mess that passes for her genes is infuriating.
-- Smelley French Guy moved out this weekend, and somebody from the cleaning service was giving his apartment the once-over when I left to go to work this morning, which probably means I'll have a new neighbor soon. In the immortal words of Dave Chappelle, "Come on, titty!"