So, a pirate walks into a bar, and he's got a humongous steering wheel sticking out the front of his pants. It's so big he has to turn sideways to get in the door. The bartender looks at him and he goes, "Hey, buddy, you've got a steering wheel sticking out of the front of your pants." The pirate looks at him and goes, "Arrrrr, I know. The damn thing's drivin' me nuts!"