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Polar Bear
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Legs
Abs
Lats
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Triceps
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Traps
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Sternocleidomastoid
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don't forget the sternocleidomastoid

that was my favorite muscle in elementary school. Mostly because it sounded impressive.

In Bonfire of the Vanities, the prosecutor is an aging, balding weightlifter who flexes his sternocleidomastoid muscles when he wants to look powerful and impressive. In his internal monologue, women swoon invariably when confronted with his physique in the courtroom or his office. In said women's internal monologues, sentences like "He kept doing this weird thing with his neck. Awful little man." keep popping up.

Actually, I did forget a couple. Thanks.

ah, I forgot about the traps and lats.

and I call myself a bodybuilder.

....well, no I don't.

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