HEALTH FAIR INVENTORY!!
-- A box of tissues
-- A brick of sticky notes
-- A sample pack of Udderly Smooth Hand Cream, which I'm honestly kind of scared of.
-- Only one(!) letter opener
-- Magnets from Hospice of West Alabama and the Center for Cosmetic and Restorative Dentistry. And speaking of the Center for Cosmetic and Restorative Dentistry...
-- A box of plastic toothpicks, a roll of dental floss, a tube of lip balm, a sample-size tube of Mild Mint Crest (which DAMN, doesn't smell very Mild), and two toothbrushes.
-- Another toothbrush, from MetLife
-- Eleven pens; six of them are cheap bic clickers, two of them are slightly less-cheap papermate clickers, and three of them are actually quality pens.
-- A TIAA/CREF Supplemental Retirement Plan Enrollment Kit(?)
-- Two Tootsie Rolls, two Dum-Dum pops, a roll of Smarties, one regular Kit-Kat, and four Triple Chocolate Kit-Kats; Retard John and I got into a candy race.
Not as good as last year, but still not a bad haul.