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Stupid piece of junk.
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hellblazer
For sale: One adult male human body. At end of use cycle, will sell for parts. Serious inquiries only.

I'm off to eat a big brunch, take a crapload of pills, and pass out in front of the TV.
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Can we buy the parts separetly or is it a whole package and then break up into parts type of deal?

I'd prefer you took the whole thing, but sure, you can pick parts. Make me an offer. Fair warning, tho', the damn thing doesn't work anymore.

Dibs on the lungs, heart and liver. I can always use extras.

And hey, you picked the parts that still work pretty good. Better get 'em before they crap out like the eyes and the kidneys.

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