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Stupid piece of junk.
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For sale: One adult male human body. At end of use cycle, will sell for parts. Serious inquiries only.

I'm off to eat a big brunch, take a crapload of pills, and pass out in front of the TV.

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Dibs on the lungs, heart and liver. I can always use extras.

And hey, you picked the parts that still work pretty good. Better get 'em before they crap out like the eyes and the kidneys.

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