I missed Luke's Chunky Call because I was in the bathroom pissing, so of course I called him back, and talked to him. And so did Roach, sometime during which Luke hung up on us. I also regaled Roach with my "God damn, I need to get laid" speech (which consists in its intirety of "God damn I need to get fucking laid"), but I made Kelli cover her ears first becase I'm a gentleman, and she's sixteen or something. So, tonight I have apparently drunk-called Katie Terry, Luke, and Shelli, and sent Melissa Scott an email in which I referrd to myslef as "sexual mocha". Also, it's entirely possible that I'm sitting here naked with my door wide open.
Fuck. Must sober up before I go to sleep. Being 1 in the morning drunk at 9 at night is bad news, Mega Man.