Will (hellblazer) wrote,

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Why the hell not?

// series one - as usual
-- Name: Will
-- Birthdate: May 8, 1974
-- Birthplace: Greensboro, Alabama
-- Current Location: Tuscaloosa, Alabama. World traveller, me.
-- Eye Color: Dark brown
-- Hair Color: Black
-- Righty or Lefty: Righty
-- Zodiac Sign: Taurus

// series two - describe
-- Your heritage: Long and fairly violent, on both sides.
-- The shoes you wore today: Ratty 3 year old $20 boots
-- Your hair: too long. I need a haircut.
-- Your weakness: Short women.
-- Your fears: Powerless over me.
-- Your perfect pizza: Bacon, sausage, extra cheese. Heart attacks are fun!
-- One thing you'd like to achieve: Justice.

// series three - what is
-- Your most overused phrase on aim: Ass.
-- Your thoughts first waking up: What day is it?
-- The first feature you notice in the opposite sex: Tie. Lips/smile/eyes
-- Your best physical feature: I think we've established that I'm not qualified to answer this question.
-- Your bedtime: Usually between 11 and 1
-- Your greatest accomplishment: The list of people who hate me is very short.

// series four - you prefer
-- Pepsi or coke: Pepsi
-- McDonald's or Burger King: Burger King
-- Single or group dates: When I can afford to be that picky I'll let you know.
-- Adidas or nike: Altama
-- Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Lipton
-- Chocolate or vanilla: Vanilla
-- Cappuccino or coffee: Coffee
-- Boxers or briefs: No

// series five - do you
-- Smoke: Not anymore
-- Cuss: Like a goddamn sailor
-- Sing well: Not to my knowledge
-- Take a shower everyday: I try, and it's the thought that counts
-- Have a crush(es): Unfortunately, yes
-- who are they: Your Mom
-- Want to go to college: Actually, I'm thinking about it.

// series six - in the past month, did/have you
-- Drank alcohol: Christ yes.
-- Smoke(d): Nope
-- Done a drug: Not unless you count the alcohol
-- Made Out: Fuck you.
-- Gone on a date: Fuck you too.
-- Eaten an entire box of Oreos: Nope
-- Been on stage: Nope
-- Been dumped: Nope
-- Gone skating: Nope
-- Made homemade cookies: Nope
-- Gone skinny dipping: Nope
-- Dyed your hair: Nope
-- Stolen anything: Nope

// series eight - number of...
-- Number of girls I have kissed in my life: No idea. More than one, less than Wilt Chamberlain.
-- Number of boys I have kissed: 0
-- Number of drugs taken illegally: 0
-- Number of people I could trust with my life: 4
-- Number of albums that I own: CD's--More than a hundred. Actual Albums--About a dozen
-- Number of piercings: 2
-- What are they: Both ears
-- Number of tattoos: Unfortunately, O
-- Number of times my name has appeared in the newspaper?: No idea. More than one, less than Your Mom.
-- Number of scars on my body: Three good ones off the top of my head.
-- Number of things in my past that I regret: Doing? Not a single thing. Not doing? 2

Hurm. You know, doing that actually made me think a little bit.
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