I love how the reporters are acting all surprised, and the police chief's all "What, us? Never!"
What's that you say? The LAPD is smacking brown people around? Holy Jesus, what next? Am I going to get wet when I take a shower in the morning? Do I still need to breathe air to live? I don't know if I can handle any more of these shocking events.
For the love of all that is holy, make it stop.