Will (hellblazer) wrote,

A Public Service Announcemet for May 6, 2003

I noticed yesterday that the Coca-Cola company is putting ou a new product called Sprite ReMix. It looks like Sprite in a clear bottle instead of a green one, and the label advertises it as "Sprite with Tropical Flavors". You, as well, may have noticed this.

If you in fact have noticed this new product, you might, like me, be curious about it and be tempted to sample it. I gave in to my curiosity last night and purchased a bottle, and it sits waiting for me in my refridgerator. However, this morning I saw that they're carrying it at the Corner, so I decided to pick up a bottle and give it a go.

This was what is known in the general parlance as a "mistake".

Unless you're one of the rare few who enjoys the sensation of being punched in the mouth by a fist made out of ass, I would suggest staying far, far away.
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