If you in fact have noticed this new product, you might, like me, be curious about it and be tempted to sample it. I gave in to my curiosity last night and purchased a bottle, and it sits waiting for me in my refridgerator. However, this morning I saw that they're carrying it at the Corner, so I decided to pick up a bottle and give it a go.
This was what is known in the general parlance as a "mistake".
Unless you're one of the rare few who enjoys the sensation of being punched in the mouth by a fist made out of ass, I would suggest staying far, far away.